c-orgiis:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

thequeenofcarrotflowers:

reblog if yr proud of him

fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.